MMD August 27, 2014 0

How would the world be different if women didn’t exist? It’s an interesting thing to think about. I mean, everything we do as men, every decision we make, every item we buy is directly related to how women will react to it. Everything revolves around women, how to get ’em, how to keep ’em, how to please ’em, it’s all about them. If any man in the work was told to sit down and think about why he did something, it would all come down to a woman. That’s why we’ve taken the time out to figure out how different the world would really be if women ceased to exist.

1. The Percentage Of Men With College Degrees Would Drop By 90%:

Men don’t go to college to learn. We go to get a degree so we can in turn get a better job to buy a cool car and nice clothes so women will be attracted to us. Without women around, we would be perfectly satisfied with what a job as a 7-11 clerks could provide us.

2. The Average Weight Would Be 350 Pounds:

We don’t want to work out. We do it because women like men who work out and we want sex. Even if we say we “like” working out that’s just our coping mechanism because we have to do it every single day. If we admitted we hated it, it would be even more torturous that it already is.

3. The Popularity Of Professional Pool and Bowling Would Skyrocket:

The only reason why professional pool and bowling aren’t more popular is because we as men have to pick our battles. Behind every man is a woman telling him he watches sports too much so we stick with the big boys such as the NBA, MLB, and NFL. If there were no women, men would be able to enjoy the entire spectrum of professional sports including poker, and yes poker is a sport.

4. BMW, Mercedes, Cadillac, and All Other Luxury Car Companies Would Go Out of Business:

Again, men drive these cars to increase their chances of getting laid. If there were no women around, we wouldn’t have time for those fancy schmancy cars. We would be in our driveways working on our 1969 Pontiac GTO’s 12 hours a day. It wouldn’t matter that we’d only get seven miles to the gallon because Applebee’s and 7-11 would be our only destinations.

5. Air Travel Would Cease to Exist:

You may have heard men claim they travel for a bevy of reasons such as to experience new cultures, see some sort of landmark, expand their horizons, blah, blah, blah. Men travel to places they can’t drive to have sex with women they wouldn’t normally see. We want to hear a girl talk dirty with an accent and in a different language. We want to see how they compare in bed next to their counterparts in our hometown. Take women out of the equation and the only traveling men would do is to the Grand Canyon.

Article By: Jon DaBove

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