They say that part of a bartender’s job is to listen to people’s sorrows and problems and occasionally dole out a bit of advice. We at Mens Mag Daily like to follow tradition so we’re giving you a bartender to ask for advice. Of course, we’re putting that special MMD twist on things so we made sure the bartender was an insanely hot woman and not an overweight retired bricklayer by the name of whose inexplicable nickname is Slimmy. Allow us to introduce Michelle Marano, a hottie from Brooklyn, New York who works as a bartender in some of NYC’s coolest spots and has an affinity for cats and metal music. As a disclaimer, I have to say that if you are in serious trouble or are having serious psychological issue you should find a doctor as Michelle is not a licensed psychiatrist. She’s just a cool girl here to help you out with woman troubles, problems at work, and some of your personality flaws that might make you a douchebag. Enjoy the first installment of Ask Michelle: Advice On Life And Love From A Hot Bartender.
I need help. I’ve been going to the same bar every weekend for the last four months because I really, really like the bartender. She flirts with me a little bit and she’s always nice but that’s kind of her job. I also tip her well which isn’t going to help me figure out if she likes me but I don’t want to be a cheapskate. I see her smiling at me sometimes. How can I figure out if she likes me and how can I approach her in a respectful way so that I actually have a chance?
I will first start with the main issue here which is that fact that most Bartenders red flag a frequent customer. It’s just not a good look, no one wants to date the guy that goes to a bar every weekend, especially a women who works in one! This theory is dependent on the type of girl she is. If she’s a fun time, drinking at work type of bartender then perhaps she wouldn’t think much of it but if she’s that kind of bartender you shouldn’t think much of her either. Furthermore, it is not a bartender’s job to flirt and that is a big misconception. Not all bartenders act like strippers like you see in the movies. I suggest if you are ready to attempt you just be honest and ask but keep in mind if she’s not with it there goes your spot.
Larry, 29, North Carolina
I’ve been dating a girl for six months casually. We’ve never formally discussed it but I think she’s starting to want a serious relationship which isn’t what I’m looking for. I like her and I don’t want to hurt her but should I break up with her so I’m not holding her back?
Oh Jimmy, there is so many things wrong with what you’re saying here. Of course after six months a woman would expect a relationship from a 31 year old man! Women do respect honesty sometimes unless she’s crazy and we all are at heart. You may tell her how you feel and she might tell you it’s no big deal but in her mind she’ll believe that time will change it and she will stick around grasping at a shred of hope waiting for a day that will never come. It’s best you do the right thing and just peace her out.
Jimmy, 31, Boston
My boss treats me like garbage. I seriously dread going to work and I’m always pissed off, even when I’m not there. I want to quit so bad but I know the economy sucks. What should I do?
No one likes their job my dear. Your happiness is dependent on how you look at the situation. When you feel unhappy just think about how much more unhappy being broke would make you. In the meantime start looking for a new job. You should never quit a job unless you have something else lined up.
Martin, 25, South Jersey
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