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Owl Shits on Another Owl and Bounces…
I’d say owls are one of my favourite animals, because owls are cute in a bizarre way. Also I really was into Harry Potter and wanted an owl. I remember when I was younger
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Deflategate Concludes…
Deflategate concludes…Those Pat’s are gonna get in trouble. Just kidding no ones really getting in trouble. The NFL has concluded that New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady likely knew the game balls were deflated
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Who cares what Ja Rule Thinks….
Holy shit Ja Rule is alive. I thought he got shot and died. Or maybe that was another rapper. I dunno all black people look the same to me. Anyway, Ja is alive and
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Instagram Bank Robber
Some idiot robbed a bank and then posted pictures of the robbery note and money on instagram, which got him his 15minutes of idiot fame and the handcuffs he deserved. When interviewed Alfonseca is
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Black Widow Gets a Romantic Comedy
Finally, Black Widow gets the movie she deserves – a romantic comedy. On Saturday, SNL poked fun at studios inability to see the value in a female superhero movie. Yes its true many years
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Beards are Dirty Bros
A Local News station KOAT 7 decided it was science fair sundays and put facial hair to the test, in Albuquerque, New Mexico. The results – beards are dirty as fuck, containing the same
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Madonna on Kissing Drake
Madonna finally addressed her infamous kiss with Drake, or what other succubus’ refer to as stealing the life force and soul of a young being to maintain their youth. Madge was participating in an
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Mayweather Punch Out…
I don’t actually like UFC or boxing or MMA or WWE or whatever else there is. Watching two dudes sweating and beating each other up bores me. But my boss said I had to
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Kurt Cobain New Solo Album
Just like how Kurt Cobain blew his brains out, fans of the deceased rocker are about to have theirs blown too – Kurt Cobain is releasing a solo album. Say whhhaaat? An interview with
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Youtube Star Has Two Vaginas
Two vaginas?! I barely know what to do with 1 vagina. Kidding I’m an all star in the sack. At least thats what my right hand tells me. Cassandra Bankson needs to stop youtubing
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