MMD July 22, 2014 0

We’ve all heard the expression, “It’s like a horrible train wreck. I want to look away but I just can’t.” And that expression is why television executives can have less talent and more time to do lines and try to bang D-list actresses. How so, you ask? Because that expression is the only logical explanation as to why people would watch reality television, which is, let’s face it, a stain on society. I mean, you all realize that reality TV isn’t a new concept right? It used to be called a documentary. For those of you who don’t know what that is, a documentary is reality TV that isn’t stretched out for 12 seasons sans the stupidity and delusion. This bastardized version of a documentary is a spit in the face of those who have filmed for years just to display a social injustice or even just something really interesting. I applaud documentarians for their passion for a certain subject, person, place, or event. See, reality TV represents everything that is wrong in today’s society. It gives those with no talent at all a platform to become famous. The fact that there are people out there who want to be famous for the sake of being famous disgusts me. It is one of the least noble qualities an individual can have. It also puts massive amounts of money into the pockets of people who will almost always do the wrong thing with it. And just to clear something up, charity isn’t starting a foundation with your name on it so you can seem respectable to the outside world. Charity is taking money directly out of your pocket and giving it to someone who truly needs it when nobody else is watching. Reality television shows the absolute worst in people, and not only do they show it, but it creates the situation that brings this behavior out leaving us with an entire generation of selfish, entitled, money-grubbing, and soulless little bastards. Lucky for you, MMD has come up with a few ideas for reality TV shows of our own. It’s when we write articles like this that we marvel at our own genius.

1. Dad Goes To Work: This gripping reality series would focus on a young father and husband who works two jobs to support his wife and kids. The main storyline? He’s trying to save up for a new muffler and a family vacation to Disney World. There are lots of twists in the plot however such as when the audience sees his wife cooking dinner and not being a complete whore.

2. Normal Girls: This reality show would document the lives of four girls who are working their way through college with their clothes on.  All four go on dates that don’t end with pregnancy or STD’s. They will also maintain a GPA above 3.5 and will go home for both Thanksgiving and Christmas. For the season finale nobody will twerk at all.

3. The Actual Businessman: This series will chronicle the day to day life of a man who was born into a lower middle class household and through hard work and perseverance was able to own his own business as opposed to being a billionaire real estate tycoon, who to hear him tell it, was practically homeless when in actuality he was born into millions in cash and real estate. He works twelve hour days, manages to spend time with his family, and when his business becomes profitable he doesn’t become an asshole.

4. I’m Not a Rapper: This show is a good one. It will follow around the two guys on earth that don’t have a rap demo and have no desire whatsoever to be rappers although they are fans of the music. One works at Kinko’s and the other is an auto mechanic. For the finale, they beat up two supermarket cashiers who try to sell them their “mixtape” by claiming it’s that “hot fiyah”.

5. I Don’t Want To Be a Reality TV Star: This particular show will chronicle interesting people who are being harassed by television executives who want them to have their own reality show. Regardless of how much money is thrown at them, they choose to keep their dignity and continue in their chosen professions. For the season finale these productive members of society will have the TV execs arrested for harassment and stalking.

Article By: Jon DaBove

Leave A Response »

400-101"> CCIE Routing and Switching Psalm 100-101 NKJV - A Song of Praise for the LORD's 70-410 C2020-703 70-412 Microsoft Real Exam Questions - 100% Free VCE Files 117-202 117-202 070-412 70-417 Microsoft 70-411 Practice Test : Pacifichem 2015 070-480 200-120 CCENT/CCNA ICND1 100-105 Official Cert Guide: 70-487 350-018 350-018 300-207 117-201 Download C9530-404 Exam PDF Questions Answers 4a0-100 70-243 352-001 352-001 117-202 CCNA Routing and Switching ICND2 200-101 Official Cert 4a0-100 600-199 070-410 Pass CISCO 300-115 exam - test questions 70-410 70-331 352-001 070-346 1Z0-060 70-417 C2090-930 4a0-107 JN0-643 210-060 SFC Engineering LLC | Microsoft 070-463 dumps Exam & 1z0-051 dumps Dumps 642-887 dumps 600-199 exam e20-690 dump 070-688 exam RCDD-001 400-351 vce h12-211 pdf Exam Test C2090-930 exam Questions VCE on Vimeo 102-400 exam 70-696 pdf 070-685 vce sk0-004 study guide 101-400 exam 1z0-061 dumps adm 211 practice exam 300-360 dumps 642-996 pdf 100% Pass Guarantee of Your 200-125 dumps 352-001 pdf 200-101 vce 200-310 pdf 100-105 dumps 210-260 pdf 642-732 pdf jn0-643 dumps 642-737 dumps 210-060 pdf 70-243 exam SAP c_hanaimp151 dumps Dumps 300-101 practice test 300-320 exam 300-070 vce 300-075 study guide ex200 study guide 300-115 dumps Cisco 400-101 pdf exam - Reliable IT Certifications Expert on Cisco sy0-401 pdf 101-400 1Z0-061 ADM-211 300-360 642-996 RCDD-001 400-351 H12-211 C2090-930 102-400 Best Lpi 101-400 certification practice 1Z0-061 ADM-211 300-360 642-996 200-120 Best Cisco 100-101 Questions And Answers 070-411 70-410 C2020-703 SK0-004 101-400 1Z0-061 ADM-211 Download 300-360 Exam PDF Questions Answers 350-018 070-410 70-410 100-101 642-747 642-996 300-360 CAS-002 Best Oracle 1Z0-061 IT Test 101-400 H12-211 400-351 RCDD-001 070-688 642-887 JN0-692 Cisco 642-035 exam questions with accurate answers 70-486 220-802 642-742 JN0-343 70-470 642-998 Download Cisco 810-403 Dumps 70-533 70-496 1Z0-047 98-366 500-260 100% Pass 642-732 Exam: Cisco 200-125 2V0-620 300-070 E05-001 JN0-360 300-070 Download VMware 2V0-620 Exams - Free VCE Exams For All 70-346 1Z0-060 1Z0-434 100-101 EX300 N10-006 640-916 HP0-S41 : Building HP Server Solutions Certification Training 70-461 070-346 300-206 HP0-S42 CCNP Routing and Switching ROUTE 300-101 Official Cert Guide 210-451 1Z0-803 EX200 70-532 70-534 210-060 210-065 300-075 300-115 CCDA 200-310 Official Cert Guide, 5th Edition - Cisco Press 300-320 200-125 SY0-401 210-260 352-001 70-411 70-243 70-413 70-331 Easy and Guaranteed 642-747 Exam Success 117-201 200-120 070-411 700-505 700-501 648-232 640-911 The Latest Microsoft 070-462 Exam Study Guide and Exam 100-105 117-201 C9530-404 070-480 70-487 300-115 PMP Best Cisco 300-075 Dumps - Palm United Methodist Church 210-065 210-060