I’m no photographer but I can picture us together.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’ve got a sweet ass.
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
Your body is 60% water and I’m thirsty.
Hey, I was just looking at my cellphone and there’s something wrong with it. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Do you have a twin sister? Then I guess you’re the most beautiful woman in the world.
Guess what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
You know what a princess is, right? Well, let me know if you ever want to be treated like one.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you the whole room got beautiful.
Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Can I follow you home? My parents told me to always follow my dreams.
Can I take a picture of you? I want to have proof that angels do exist.
Your dad must have been a boxer because you’re a knockout.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
God was just showing off when he made you.
I’d say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
If your heart was a prison, I’d like to be sentenced for life.
Your parents must have been bakers because they made you a cutie pie.
You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Out of all of the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
Article By: Jon DaBove