MMD August 18, 2014 0

Cheesy pick-up lines have gotten a bad rap due to so called “pick-up artists” who claim they can go up to any woman, say something offensive, and five minutes later have her in bad. It’s true that acting like a jerk can work on some women but not the kind of woman you’d want around for more than a week or so. The truth is, the cheesy pick-up line has its virtues. First of all, it shows that you have confidence. I mean, it does take balls to walk up to a girl and say something ridiculous. Secondly, it shows that you have a sense of humor which any good girl will definitely appreciate. There are rules, however, when using a pick-up line. Rule number one is don’t be a creep. Don’t say anything gross or overtly sexual. It’s an instant turn off. Keep it light and cheesy. This is the one situation where cheesy is good. You’ll get a smile out of the woman and that’s always a plus. She’ll know you’re a non-threatening guy and chances are the conversation will continue from there. We here at MMD took the liberty of putting together 25 cheesy, not offensive, classic pick-up lines that will put a smile on any good girl’s face.

I’m no photographer but I can picture us together.

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’ve got a sweet ass.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.

Your body is 60% water and I’m thirsty.

Hey, I was just looking at my cellphone and there’s something wrong with it. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Do you have a twin sister? Then I guess you’re the most beautiful woman in the world.

Guess what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

You know what a princess is, right? Well, let me know if you ever want to be treated like one.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you the whole room got beautiful.

Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Can I follow you home? My parents told me to always follow my dreams.

Can I take a picture of you? I want to have proof that angels do exist.

Your dad must have been a boxer because you’re a knockout.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

God was just showing off when he made you.

I’d say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

If your heart was a prison, I’d like to be sentenced for life.

Your parents must have been bakers because they made you a cutie pie.

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

Out of all of the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Article By: Jon DaBove

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