Alana Evans reminds me of a hot, female, pornstar version of a teenage boy. She smokes pot, plays video games daily, and goes to comic book conventions. Come to think of it, she reminds me of a geeky teenage boy. Luckily, the whole female pornstar thing kind of helps balance things out. Alana has been in the adult industry for an unbelievable 17 years. People with desk jobs have a hard time lasting that long so that says that she must really love what she’s doing and speaking to her I got just that impression. Alana is a lot of fun. Talking to her is like talking to a cool stoner dude except for the fact that you want to bang her repeatedly, which for the record, I would not mind at all. She’s also become somewhat of a spokeswoman for moms in porn, even appearing on CNN and HLN to discuss how a person can be an effective parent and a pornstar. One minute she’s writing for High Times and the next she’s chatting with Dr. Drew about parenting. If nothing else, you can always say her life is interesting. Mens Mag Daily sat down with the beautiful blonde to discuss her video game obsession, how her marriage works, and why she might take back my man card.
Alana Evans: Do you ever sleep?
Mens Mag Daily: I mean I work so much so I rarely sleep.
Alana Evans: That’s why you don’t have any time to play video games. You have to be like me and find a way to work it into the schedule.
Mens Mag Daily: I have friends that literally play for like days on end. I on the other hand prefer for my penis to not just serve as a decorative piece so I avoid that.
Alana Evans: Yeah they do that in Korea and they die. (Laughs) They get like blood clots and forget to go to the bathroom. But even crazier than that was a guy in an internet café over there was playing an internet game and he died and nobody noticed for 8 hours.
Mens Mag Daily: Ah, concerned citizens. That’s horrible. So are you officially a gamer? Do you hold that title?
Alana Evans: Oh yeah, definitely, I play every single day. And I play so many different types of games that when people ask me what my game is I have to name like 5 different games so I don’t leave any out.
Mens Mag Daily: So what games do you play?
Alana Evans: The games that I’m in line for the second they come out are the Grand Theft Auto games. I do play Call of Duty. I like first person shooter games, fighting games, like I said I play everything.
Mens Mag Daily: Do you do that thing where you talk to other people that are playing?
Alana Evans: Yes I do it with people I know and if I don’t know them then I keep quiet until I start schooling them and then I let them know I’m a girl. (Laughs)
Mens Mag Daily: Do they know who you are?
Alana Evans: Some do and some don’t. One time I had a five hour session with a kid and he’s like telling me where he lives and I go into parent mode and I’m telling him not to tell people that stuff. (Laughs) I’m being a mom through my microphone.
Mens Mag Daily: Speaking of parenting, I saw you on the Dr. Drew show. How was that?
Alana Evans: I’ve kind of become the go to girl for CNN and HLN so I’ve done his show a couple of times. When it’s Dr. Drew it’s always based on me being a parent in the adult industry and I like that because I’ve been given a hard time at private schools for being a porn mom. At the public schools though I’m very well accepted. I take that experience with me to Dr. Drew. I enjoy it because it gives me a chance to let people know how my choices have benefited my family.
Mens Mag Daily: I mean, it’s not like you’re bringing your kid to work.
Alana Evans: Yeah, exactly. I don’t have pornography in my house. I do my best to keep my kids sheltered. I play the traditional role of a mom.
Mens Mag Daily: Where are you originally from?
Alana Evans: I’m from San Jose.
Mens Mag Daily: Very cool, you guys have a hockey team right?
Alana Evans: Yeah, the Sharks. (Laughs)
Mens Mag Daily: Are you married?
Alana Evans: I am. I’ve been in the same relationship for 14 years. We’re a crazy porn couple. (Laughs) We have an open relationship which is probably the best way to survive in porn. There’s no jealousy and no drama.
Mens Mag Daily: Explain to me the intricacies of an open relationship.
Alana Evans: My husband is straight so there aren’t any three ways or anything. But I’ve had one boy toy and he’ll be in the house and I may just disappear for an hour. I think the idea of me being with other women just turns him on. I love that so we share a lot of different things. We have women that we share too so it’s a lot of fun.
Mens Mag Daily: I personally couldn’t handle that.
Alana Evans: You’d get a little jealous?
Mens Mag Daily: A little jealous? I’d be digging new holes in the backyard every night.
Alana Evans: Yeah, that’s not going to work for you. (Laughs)
Mens Mag Daily: And I’m not talking about a girl I’m dating. If we weren’t exclusive and she saw other guys then okay. I’m talking about my wife.
Alana Evans: No, and I can completely understand that. Would you let her invite a chick?
Mens Mag Daily: Maybe.
Alana Evans: (Laughs) It’s not a solid yes?
Mens Mag Daily: Nah, honestly, it’s a maybe.
Alana Evans: Oh boy, I’m getting ready to take your man card. (Laughs) That’s usually every man’s fantasy, to be with two women. What about if none of them were your wife? I can understand if one was because you want it to be sacred and everything.
Mens Mag Daily: I might, yeah. My theory is, isn’t one chick enough of a pain in the ass?
Alana Evans: Yeah, but you don’t have to date them.
Mens Mag Daily: Okay, then yeah I probably would.
Alana Evans: See, my husband calls me a “chude” meaning that I look and dress like a woman but I totally think like a dude. All my male friends come to me when they need advice and I know that we as women are all crazy. I’m more likely to tell a guy that his girlfriend is fucking things up. I like to keep an open mind.
Mens Mag Daily: So if a guy wants to date you, are you allowed to?
Alana Evans: Yes but for some reason guys seem to get caught up in me really easily. I try to stay away from that and I’m straightforward with the guy. I don’t anyone to get their feelings caught up. It’s happened before and I have to be careful with that? I think like a dude so I just want to hit it and quit it. (Laughs) You have to know what you’re getting into.
Mens Mag Daily: How long have you been in the business now?
Alana Evans: This is going to be my 17th year.
Mens Mag Daily: Wow.
Alana Evans: Yeah it’s pretty crazy because I look kind of young. I don’t look as old as a lot of women who work the MILF bracket. I’m not a teen anymore but the directors weren’t sure if I was a MILF.
Mens Mag Daily: You’re quite the little performer.
Alana Evans: You were at a loss for words right there. Did you see me prior to the boobjob?
Mens Mag Daily: Both.
Alana Evans: When I was younger, I watch myself. I get it. I giggle and I’m crazy dirty. I just love it. Porn is different now; it’s taken a strange turn. You didn’t use to be able to pretend to be a step-father. I wasn’t even allowed to put my hair in pigtails. Porn has gotten crazy. Some is good, some is bid but I’m having fun. You have girls that are 18 years old that are getting ready to do really crazy stuff. I looked so young for so long so I’ve been with a lot of older men which is great. I love all races. I love working with Ron Jeremy too, he’s great. Now, I spend more time playing video games than anything and it gets me guys and chicks. (Laughs) Gaming is totally a part of my relationship. It would be hard for me to be in a relationship with somebody who didn’t play.
Mens Mag Daily: Do you play naked?
Alana Evans: I totally do especially when nobody is around and I’m talking to people online and they have no idea I’m naked.
Mens Mag Daily: See I could deal with that because I could just look at you.
Alana Evans: You would just need to get me a second TV so I can play video games whenever I want and you can still watch TV but honestly I would teach you how to play, I totally would.
Mens Mag Daily: What game would we start with?
Alana Evans: I would go old school. I would but out my Nintendo 64 and we would play some 007 Goldeneye. It’s so relaxed. I love the first person shooter games.
Mens Mag Daily: I’m cool with that because I’m a James Bond guy.
Alana Evans: Who’s your favorite?
Mens Mag Daily: Sean Connery, of course.
Alana Evans: He’s the best. He kept getting sexier as he got older.
Mens Mag Daily: Do you watch your own scenes?
Alana Evans: I do, I used to watch it before so I could learn things and kind of critique myself. But now I watch it because it’s hot and I’m a pervert. (Laughs) When you’re younger you’re more insecure about yourself but now I’m just so comfortable in my own skin.
Mens Mag Daily: You also write a column for High Times right?
Alana Evans: It’s called The Stoned Gamer. I actually had an opportunity to be in the most popular issue years ago, the Pot and Porn issue. I made great friends with the editor. I approached them about doing a column and they liked the idea. I try to review one game a week. It could be for PlayStation or even an iPhone game. I like to smoke weed and I have for a long time. I’ve always been an advocate for the legalization.
Mens Mag Daily: Do you get your weed at those dispensaries you guys have in Cali?
Alana Evans: Yeah, we have them all over so it’s awesome.
Mens Mag Daily: I never smoke because I get too high.
Alana Evans: I hear you. You have to find the strand that works for you. For example, when I’m smoking I know when to stop but if I do an edible then it’s hard to control then I might get to the point where I’m seeing pink fairies. (Laughs) The best anti-venom for weed is food, always food.
Mens Mag Daily: Okay, it’s gratuitous sex question time. What is your favorite sexual position?
Alana Evans: They couldn’t get more creative? That’s the number one questions I get asked. (Laughs)My favorite is doggie. It’s great because at that point you could be having sex with Fabio or somebody hideous. (Laughs) that’s horrible. But I like the guy pulling me into him and pulling my hair. I also like when a guy is on top of me and we’re all sweaty and stuck together. I like intensity.
Mens Mag Daily: Okay, well with all that said, let’s wrap this up and you give me all your shameless plugs Alana.
Alana Evans: My website which has awesome videos and pictures and everything is http://www.alanaevans.com/. Fans can also reach me on my Twitter which is https://twitter.com/alanaevansxxx. My video game website is http://pwnedbygirls.com/. I also have music coming soon. It’s always been my dream so I’m really excited. Everybody should look out for that.
Article By: Jon DaBove
