A man in Baltimore spent 39 hours just watching porn on the job during a two-week period last year. I failed math and dropped out of calculus but its a lot. Best part is it wasn’t even internet porn but DVD porn. DVD’s are a disc that looks similar to a CD and goes in that slot thingy on your laptop or computer and you put videos on it. That’s a lot of porn on DVD’s…he’s probably the last man supporting porn DVD sales. Or maybe it was one video he just watched over and over again. I doubt it though. What I’m really curious about is how chaffed was his dick? Does he have some sort of super lube? Or maybe he jerks off so much its all calloused…
More importantly how polluted is Baltimore’s water that a water treatment employee does NOTHING on the job? I mean, jerking off is something but I don’t think that’s part of the job description.
