Jon Jones, a UFC light-Heavyweight champion, hit a pregnant woman – with his car. Luckily for the woman, and unlucky for our growing, overpopulated mess, mama and baby are mostly fine, with the exception of minor cuts, bruises, and a broken arm. However, Jon Jones and the UFC are not fine. In fact no one knows where Jon Jones, who fled the scene could be. But he is probably not off training for next months scheduled fight against Anthony Johnson. Nor is he smoking the marijuana or spending the handful of cash found in the rental car.
While the UFC released a statement stating “officials are gathering facts and will reserve further comment until more information is available,” and while they haven’t removed Jon Jones from the billing they’re definitely shitting bricks because a UFC pay per view fight is big money and at the end of the day that’s all that really matters.
UPDATE – Jon Jones Has Been Arrested….
