The saga continues this week with more advice from our resident sexy bartender, Michelle Marano. Pay attention fellas.
Hey Michelle, I just wanted to say I’ve been reading your advice column and I love it. Here’s my question, my girlfriend has always been a little more adventurous in bed than me. I want to surprise her with some new stuff. What can a guy do to a girl that is kinky and fun but not over the top?
Well Benny I am really sorry to break it to you but “kinky” is something you can’t just fake. Nothing about sex should be premeditated and overthinking about the act while in the act would probably take away from your experience or even cause your equipment not to function which would defeat the whole purpose.
Benny 29, Toronto
My boyfriend has been wanting to try anal stuff for a while so I’m going to let him. I mean, I’ve never tried it so I may love it for all I know. Can you give me any tips on like what to expect and how to prepare and make it enjoyable for myself?
Well Cheryl the fact that you’re going to “let” him means that you’re kind of setting yourself up for failure. If it’s not something you yourself are curious about and if you have zero desire to try it then it won’t be enjoyable for you and could be quite painful. My suggestion is to start with a finger and see how you feel about it. If it’s working well take it from there.
Cheryl 26, Lexington, KY
My fiancé and I have talked about it and decided that it would be pretty cool to have a threesome. She’s always wanted to experiment with a girl and I definitely want to watch. Here’s the only thing we’re concerned about. Should we do it with somebody we know or try and pick up a girl at a bar or something?
Well Shane I hope that ring wasn’t expensive because there is a very good chance that something might occur that will ruin your relationship. I don’t know what kind of man wants to watch the future mother of his children put her mouth on a vagina but I do know that the kind of woman that would do such a thing is one who is attracted to women and in my eyes you’re either a lesbian or you are not. I also find your concerns concerning. How would you go about asking a friend? “Hey maybe you want to join us after the wedding” or “Hey let’s go find some pig in a bar and catch her diseases.” Why don’t you ask yourself why you are getting married when you obviously have no idea what it means?
Shane 30, Hartford, CT
I guess you could say my girlfriend and I are having a bit of the 7 year itch. We’ve been together for a while and we want to spice things up a little bit. My girl knows I love to talk dirty and she’s given me the green light but how dirty is too dirty? I don’t want to be gross.
After seven years you got the green light to talk dirty? I would suggest that you keep it as PG-13 as possible. If it took you seven years for a green light on dirty talk she’s obviously a very proper woman. Ease into it slowly. After 7 years you should know her well enough to know what would be too much.
Cal 31, Brockton, Mass
Michelle, I have a question but I don’t need any advice. What is your favorite sex position and do you like giving head? BOOYAH!
Firstly Melvin no one says booyah, you sound like an idiot. You’re 25 years old and you have zero idea how to speak to a woman. Instead of worrying about my sexual preferences worry about how little sex your attitude will get you. P.S. Hand on penis is not a position. (Editor’s note: We respectfully disagree with Michelle in terms of this not being a sex position, BOOYAH!)
Melvin 25, Burlington, VT
