About 10 days ago we made a list of the 25 Hottest Pornstars. We thought it was hard until we started working on this bad boy, the 100 Hottest Women in the World. It’s a big world filled with a lot of women, a lot of beautiful women but we at MMD are kind of a big deal so we were able to narrow it down to just 100. We excluded no one. This list includes singers, actresses, models, pornstars, and more. The hardest part of putting this list together, however, was the fact that we kept getting distracted by the idea of having sex with one of these women every day for 100 days. Now that would be awesome but let’s get down to business. We want all of you to sit down and not get up until you’ve looked at each of these 100 women because we at MMD know beautiful women.
Margot Robbie-She starred in the short lived Pan Am and has an assortment of other credits to her name but this impossibly beautiful Australian won our hearts in her role as Naomi Lapaglia in The Wolf of Wall Street where she gave one of the sexiest performances in a movie in a very, very long time and killed it with her Brooklyn accent. (Bay Ridge Baby!) Margot’s sexiness is way beyond her years. She’s only 24 but there’s just something about the way she carries herself. Everything about the woman will leave you awestruck from her body, to her skin, to her eyes and smile. It’s like somebody photo shopped her in real life. She’s starring as Jane in the upcoming Tarzan movie and I can’t think of a role that would better display her sexiness. Margot is well on her way to being Hollywood Royalty. All these things combined are what make her MMD’s Most Beautiful Woman in the World 2014.
Lauren Cohan-Anybody can be hot if they’re all dolled up. You know a woman is truly beautiful when the only make-up she’s wearing is fake zombie blood. For four seasons now Lauren Cohan has played ass-kicking country girl in the wildly popular Television series, The Walking Dead. The show finds Lauren’s character Maggie living in post zombie apocalypse world often covered in dirt and grime yet she always looks stunning.
Jessica Stroup-This beauty first made her mark starring in a few horror films such as The Hills Have Eyes 2. She went on to play super-hot Erin Silver in 90210 and just recently kicked ass in season two of The Following where she plays smart NYPD Intel cop and niece of Ryan Hardy (played by Kevin Bacon), Max Hardy. There are a million reasons why Jessica is so gorgeous like her smile and great body but what really does it for us are her impossibly blue eyes.
Adèle Exarchopoulos- A lot of you probably have never seen the French film Blue is the Warmest Color. It has subtitles and is about four hours long so I don’t blame you. Truth be told, it wasn’t that bad of a flick but what got me through was 21 year old French hottie Adèle Exarchopoulos. This girl is on another level of gorgeous, just drop dead gorgeous, breathtaking, and any other word you can think of. Also, the movie has several graphic lesbian sex scenes, all of which are ridiculously hot. If she’s anything like that in real life we’ll gladly marry her right now. Seriously, this girl is incredible. Her beauty truly cannot be put into words.
Danielle Fischel-This cutie has been every guy in America’s crush for the last 15 years. We know her best as Topanga from Boy Meets World but she’s managed to stay in the spotlight in the Boy Meets World spinoff, Girl Meets World as well as hosting The Dish on the Style Network where she gets to show off her impressive comedic chops. Lucky for us, Danielle took some time along the way to do some very sexy photo-shoots for Maxim which basically just reinforced what we already knew, that she’s one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Katy Perry-This onetime gospel singer has basically owned pop music for the last 5 years or so. She’s released massive hit after massive hit including “California Girls”, “Firework”, “I Kissed A Girl”, “Dark Horse”, and the list goes on and on. While she’s very talented we’d be lying if we said we watched the California Girls video for the music. Her lying naked on a cloud probably got a lot of lonely guys through their freshman year of college. Her face is absolutely stunning, the very dark hair and light eyes combo just kills us. Also, Katy is the owner of one of the greatest racks in the history of racks…..or history.
Kesha- Kesha has serious musical talent and is perpetually on the Billboard charts. Her song “Tik Tok” sold 14 million digital copies, a record, and she’s won 15 awards for her music. Okay, so there’s that. There’s also her personality which we absolutely love. She’s quirky and that leads to her saying some funny stuff. She also seems like a ton of fun. You just want to take her out clubbing and then for burgers. As far as her looks go, Kesha is gorgeous to an extreme level. She wears crazy clothes, has a gold tooth, and her hair color has been every shade of the rainbow. It’s part of her charm and it makes her even sexier. Her body is incredible with special mention going to her amazing long legs and her face and smile are beautiful.
Jennifer Aniston-Who doesn’t love this woman? What is there not to love? She’s America’s sweetheart in every sense of the word and she’s held that title for a couple of decades. The amazing thing about Jennifer Aniston is that she just keeps getting more beautiful as the years pass. From Horrible Bosses to We’re The Millers, Jennifer just keeps playing insanely sexy roles while still being funny. Her body also remains out of this world. She’s beautiful, insanely rich, a television icon, a sex symbol, and seems to be a really good person so I ask again, what is there not to love? We love her enough to forgive what we imagine is the biggest mistake in her life, dating that douche John Mayer.
Charlize Theron- Whoever made Charlize Theron look ugly for her role as Aileen Wuornos in Monster should have won like 91 Academy Awards because I’m assuming it was easier to cure Polio than to make her look unattractive in any way, shape, or form.
Kendra Lust- Kendra Lust is one of the most beautiful women on the planet and then some. She’s another adult actress who makes you think she should probably be on the cover of Sports Illustrated or playing a classy professor in this fall’s biggest movie. Seriously folks, just take a look at Kendra. You want to talk about incredible bodies? I guarantee she has a better body than the hottest woman you’ve ever laid eyes on. As far as her face goes, there really are no words to describe how utterly beautiful it is. She is the definition of beautiful, sexy, you name it.
Nicole da Silva- Nicole is the star of the Australian women’s prison drama Wentworth which is a badass show by the way. In the show she plays the top dog in prison and yes she’s a lesbian in the show so thank you to the writers. Nicole has sex appeal for days. She could shake your hand and it would be sexy. She’s got a mischievous smile and a tight little body in addition to her amazingly beautiful face. We’re praying they put her on an American show so if she ever decides to date us we won’t be 18 hours away.
Hayden Panettiere-This little half German, half Italian hottie seems like she’s been around forever and she’s only in her mid-twenties. From Heroes to her current hit TV show Nashville, Panettiere has made quite a name for herself. We love her girl next door look and her diminutive size is adorable. We also love her slammin’ body and gorgeous face, in case you thought we forgot.
January Jones-It’s ironic that she’s named January because this woman is hot! (Ba-zing!) All kidding aside, she captured our hearts as Betty Draper and has continued killing it in flicks like Seeking Justice alongside Nicholas Cage. The thing about January is that she’s operating on a whole other level of beauty yet she comes across as someone you’d like to chill with because of their personality which is super weird if you ask us. Plus, her body is perfect and she’s 36 but looks 25. We love you January.
Lacey Chabert-You have to give Lacey Chabert two things. One, she works constantly, releasing six movies in 2014. Two, she looks like she was molded out of clay by a genetically altered, hybrid cyborg, uber genius version of Michelangelo, DaVinci, and Jesus Christ. She seriously is perfection. I would marry her just to be able to look at her on a daily basis.
Carter Cruise-There are a lot of stereotypes about adult actresses and Carter Cruise doesn’t really fit any of them. Besides being smart, this adult actress/DJ/model takes her work seriously and is one hell of a businesswoman. She’s taken the adult industry by storm and done more in a year than most girls do in a whole career. As far as her looks go Carter is the best of every world. She’s the hot blonde girl next door but requires absolutely no dolling up. Carter likely rolls out of bed a 10. Her body is perfect, her face is angelic, and her eyes and smile would likely make you gladly hand her the keys to your car. In short, Carter Cruise is perfect.
Lucy Liu-From Kill Bill to Charlie’s Angels, Lucy Liu has become something of a legend in Hollywood, an extremely sexy legend with a body to die for and a face that makes other women cry because they wish they had it. In case we didn’t stress this enough, she’s really, really beautiful.
Sofia Vergara-Sofia Vergara is currently killing it on Modern Family. She’s funny and everything funny she says becomes loads funnier because of her accent and her don’t-give-a-crap attitude but we’re not here for that. We’re here because she is one insane specimen of human beauty. Her body, her face, her hair, and we don’t mean to be crass but we have a feeling she’s a wild, wild, wild, woman in the sack.
Miley Cyrus-Miley’s a great singer and she’s been famous since she was in diapers. Sure she’s done some questionable things on stage involving twerking and foam fingers but her new “bad girl” look is incredibly sexy. Her body, her face, and her eyes are all otherworldly. What’s not to love about her? The girl is perfect.
Taylor Schilling-Taylor broke out something fierce last year as former lesbian drug mule turned prison inmate on Orange is the New Black and we couldn’t be happier because we get to see a lot of this blonde haired blue eyed beauty. She’s like the girl next door mixed with the hottest woman you’ve ever seen in your life. Those eyes and smile are too much for any man, truly gorgeous.
Jennifer Lopez-J-Lo stopped aging when she was like 30. She’s officially reached MILF status and she’s as beautiful as ever. Also, the trend of humongous asses and butt implants has shed light on how perfect Jennifer’s butt really is. That’s a natural, beautiful, big butt. It’s not one of these overgrown, grotesque butts a lot of these chicks are sporting. Thank you Ms. Lopez for showing us the perfect ass.
Kaley Cuoco- Kaley Cuoco is that extremely rare combination of beautiful and funny. Big Bang has plenty of funny but Kaley was a necessity because that cast needs all the help they can get in the beauty department. And yes we used a still of her in her bra because we love that scene and she looks amazing.
Kat Dennings-When we first saw Kat Dennings in the 40 Year Old Virgin we were instantly in love. I mean this girl is gorgeous and she keeps getting better. She has a classic Hollywood look with a twist of rocker chick. We couldn’t care less how she dresses though because she is flawless. Her face is just breathtaking and I don’t want to be crass but she has the greatest rack I’ve ever seen in my life.
Amanda Seyfried-Who would have thought that the innocent, burger flipping polygamist on Big Love would become one of Hollywood’s most bankable starlets in Hollywood? From Mamma Mia!, to Dear John, to Les Miserables, this girl does it all. She also portrayed Linda Lovelace which is hot and had easily the greatest mainstream lesbian sex scene ever with Julianne Moore in Chloe. Her petite frame, porcelain like skin, and overall hotness are great but Amanda also has an indescribable sexiness about her, you have to love the woman.
Claire Daines -I love when women get hotter as they age, it doesn’t happen every day. She started by winning the hearts of teens everywhere as the star of the extremely depressing yet wildly popular My So Called Life. Today, she’s kicking ass on Homeland playing a sometimes psychotic but very talented CIA Agent. She has sex pretty often on the show which is also a plus. Anyway, Claire is blonde, sexy, and has an amazing laugh and smile. Besides that, she never comes off as ditzy and you kind of get the feeling she can kick your ass, so hot.
Olivia Wilde- I first found her on House where she played a bisexual hottie slash genius doctor and I’ve been hooked ever since. Flawless isn’t the word for this woman. Her face is a gift from God. Her body does not follow far behind. And just for the record, it took all my might not to make a joke about how her real last name is Cockburn.
Peyton List-Madmen fans rejoiced when this hottie showed up as Don Draper’s new secretary. We figured we would get to see her in some compromising sexual position within three minutes of her first appearance. Instead, her character Jane ended up marrying grey haired playboy Roger Sterling. Peyton has what I call a perma-seduction face. Her very exotic eyes, facial structure, and lips make you think she’s staring at you seductively constantly. Obviously, she’s not, it’s just one of her many gifts.
Selena Gomez-This 22 year old beauty is the stuff that dreams are made of. She’s been famous forever as a singer, actress, you name it. If you’ve seen some of the outfits she’s been rocking lately you know she’s getting hotter by the minute. Selena just has one small, big haired, ill mannered, Canadian strike against her.
Lisa Ann-Porn begins and ends with Lisa Ann. Seriously, she’s that important to the adult industry. Ever since coming out of retirement to portray a certain ex-vice-presidential candidate some years ago she began her path towards being the juggernaut she is today. Enough about her business acumen and onto her looks, I’m fairly sure Lisa Ann is perfect. Her body is perfect, her face is perfect and when she puts away the porn gear and puts on jeans and sneakers she somehow gets more beautiful. It can’t even be comprehended by the human mind. Upside, she’s also one of the coolest chicks around.
Vanessa Hudgens- What can be said about Vanessa Hudgens? She sings, she acts, and this exotic beauty is freakin’ stunning. She’s famous because of the whole High School Musical thing. I care more about that smile, face, and body which we’ve all seen but won’t talk about. You can tell Vanessa is just going to keep getting hotter and hotter. She also gave a kickass performance as a wayward hooker in last year’s Frozen Ground alongside Nic Cage.
Katey Sagal- Katey’s beauty was covered up for a lot of years under the red wig that made her a household name on Married With Children. Honestly, I thought she was hot back then too. She’s had a re-birth that shows off her true sexiness in recent years, playing badass biker chick and super MILF Gemma Teller on sons of Anarchy. She’s a statuesque goddess and there are millions of 21 year olds I would pass on in favor of Katey who is 60.
Scarlet Johansson- Ah, Hollywood’s “it” girl. I’m not sure what that means but Scarlet is so damn hot it hurts. She looks like she was created by a scientist who mashed together every hot gene in the world and out came Scarlet. The thing you have to love about her is that her style is so low key yet she’s so hot. She’s also able to exhibit different types of hotness from kickass chick in black spandex in the Avengers to dolled up Jewish princess in Don Jon. The woman can do no wrong.
Beyoncé- Beyonce is another hottie who has been hot for a very, very long time and seems to be increasing in that department as well. She’s so hot it’s intimidating. Her body is insane. Her face is stunning and she’s accomplished as all hell. She’s one of the biggest international superstars in the world. She’s a good Christian girl but watch one of her videos and you’ll see she’s the best of both worlds. Not many can move like her. Did we mention we love her perfect caramel skin? We do.
Elizabeth Banks- This comedy/rom-com queen is a serious hottie. She has a very girl next door appeal to her which fools us into thinking if we ever met her she wouldn’t laugh at us. Either way, she has an awesome body, beautiful face, and the cutest smile you’ve ever seen. She truly seems like a cool chick.
Minka Kelly- Actress, model, and if you’re from New York, the chick that almost made Derek Jeter settle down. Who can blame him though? Minka is operating at an insane level of hotness. The face, the bod, it’s all perfection and if she retired from acting tomorrow we’d be happy just staring at her. She’s one of those girls who is so hot it hurts your brain when you try to wrap your mind around the hotness.
Kerry Washington- The name of the game with this caramel complexioned cutie is class. When a woman is noticeably classy it usually translates into an awesome beauty. That’s Kerry Washington. Besides being classy she’s smart and sexy. She’s been acting for a really long time and is absolutely killing it on Scandal as of late.
Cameron Diaz- Remember when you saw the Mask and the young, leggy Cameron Diaz popped up for the first time on screen? That was a moment right there. We were officially introduced to one of the most beautiful women in the world. The hot roles didn’t stop there from Charlie’s Angels to There’s Something About Mary. Thank God and Cameron’s parents; she has kept getting hotter over the years. The tight body, awesome lips, blonde hair, and light eyes are as captivating as ever.
Bonnie Rotten- Bonnie Rotten is the adult industry’s “it” girl. She can do no wrong in the eyes of her fans and it’s no wonder because she is insanely hot. This tattooed hottie has a body for the ages. She has a beautiful face, amazing smile, and her stile overall is just badass. She’s freakin’ sexy to say the least. Watch one of her scenes and you’ll understand exactly what I’m talking about. I wouldn’t be surprised if we see Bonnie break into the mainstream one day.
Jamie Pressly- Like a few women on this list, Jamie Pressly has a body any dude would kill for, blonde hair, light eyes, the whole nine yards but for some reason she’s extremely at home playing a trailer trash hottie, not that we care. She can pull off classy too. I guess you can do that when you’re as hot as Jamie. I personally think her role on My Name Is Earl is absolutely classic. By the way Jamie, we love the short hair.
Halle Berry- Was this ever even a question? I’m letting the picture do the talking. No words can do this woman justice. Thank you Halle for existing.
Sandra Bullock- From the hottie driving the Speed bus to Hollywood powerhouse, Sandra has gotten progressively hotter over the years which is freakin’ awesome. She’s not one of those women who needs 6 hours in a make-up chair to look hot either. She’s natural and that’s how we love them. Those long, sexy legs don’t hurt her case either.
Elisha Cuthbert- The sexy lady first caught our attention as Jack Bauer’s daughter on 24. She’s another one whose beauty really can’t be put into words. She’s blonde, her body is amazing and she manages to combing beauty, sexiness, and cuteness which is no small feat as most girls usually just fall into one of those categories.
Megan Fox- Megan Fox is basically the woman to whom all other women are compared. Every generation has one. She’s earned it. Again, we’re going to lose man points but she has the sexiest hair. Her body is otherworldly, like serious just amazing. And one of the greatest things about Megan however is her piercing light eyes. I almost got hypnotized picking a picture for this article.
Charisma Carpenter- This hottie made her name on cult classic show Buffy alongside fellow hottie Sarah Michelle Gellar. Throughout the nineties and early 2000’s she practically lived on the cover of Maxim, FHM, and Stuff and why wouldn’t she? This girl is the one of the hottest women out and in case you didn’t notice she recently popped up on Sons of Anarchy. Hey, any reason to see more of Charisma.
Emma Stone- This is the woman who will one day slide into Julianne Moore’s spot and take over as Hollywood’s ultimate redheaded hottie. This girl is adorable. That face of hers is a blessing, the red hair, the eyes, the ridiculously beautiful smile. This girl is truly a sight to behold. She’s still only 26 and I have a feeling she’s going to get even hotter as time goes by.
Romi Rain- The lovely Romi Rain is one of the most sought after adult actresses in the business. While she does have an edge to her in the form of couple of tattoos, she really is a classic dark haired hottie. Her face is absolutely amazing, her body is flawless, and she’s got a great butt which was created by some squats and not a plastic surgeon, meaning she doesn’t have a ginormous ass, which we at MMD are appreciating more every day with all the cement booties out there. We love us some Romi.
Elizabeth Hurley- Just to prove how much we love Elizabeth Hurley, we did the unthinkable, we watched Bedazzled. Yes, sitting through an hour and a half of Brendan Frasier was worth it to see Elizabeth is some seriously sexy outfits and stripper heels. Besides being super drop dead gorgeous, we love that accent. In our opinion, she’s the best thing to come out of the UK since the Beatles.
Laura Prepon- There’s something about this tall drink of water. Of course she’s hot but she has this quality about her that lets her play these badass characters like sexy drug muling lesbians. Her face is stunning, those lips and that smile are to die for and she has such a sexy frame on her. Really, this girl is all about sex appeal.
Julianne Moore- Julianne Moore has become the female version of Samuel L. Jackson (except much, much, much, much hotter) because the woman is in every movie that counts. It’s the red hair, the milky skin, the freckles, the body, just everything that makes her so incredibly hot. And we can’t mention this enough; her lesbian sex scene with Amanda Seyfried in Chloe is the stuff that dreams are made of.
Jenny McCarthy- On paper, Jenny McCarthy is the sexiest being ever, a human Barbie doll. When she speaks however you realize she’s kind of funny and even smart. Her looks don’t seem to be the end all for her which is pretty damned amazing considering that she’s flawless. It’s this unique personality that allows her to pose for playboy one day and host daytime TV the next. She’s the original Singled Out girl by the way, gotta love that.
Jacqui Holland- Jacqui Holland has done episodes of How I Met Your Mother and Desperate Housewives and has even graced the big screen in movies like Sorority Party Massacre and War of the Dragon. At MMD she’s most well known for her perfect body and so sexy it’s painful face. Serious, Jacqui is smokin’ hot. It doesn’t get much better than her.
Pink- Pink has always been sexy from her days as a more conventional pop princess to her reign as the queen of the charts. What don’t we love about Pink? Her body is out of control on like a hundred levels. Her smile is gorgeous and we don’t mean to be crass but who hasn’t pictured what a beast Pink must be in bed? We have on many occasions and it’s always fun.
Jessica Alba- You can’t go wrong with Jessica Alba. Who remembers when she first burst onto the scene? It was like a flashflood of beauty and sexy almost too overwhelming to take. She’s got that exotic come hither look about her yet she seems like she could probably be a lot of fun. With a body and a face like that she’s got plenty to be happy about so she should be fun all the time but I digress.
Paula Patton-Paula Patton is something else. I would give all of my limbs for one night with the woman. Seem extreme? Have you seen her? Besides being a talented actress, she’s an exotic beauty of epic proportions. That face from the smile to the eyes is just something special. And if you can turn a rich and famous singer into a stalker you know you’re beautiful.
Annalynne McCord- Okay, when trying to describe Annalynne’s hotness I’m always at a loss for words. She was born to play California hottie Naomi on the 90210 reboot. Her tall and slim physique is absolutely phenomenal. Her face looks like God spent an extra day designing it. Her curly blonde hair and amazing eyes are the icing on a very sexy cake. God, we love her.
Demi Lovato- This 22 year old entertainer has a style all her own. Gorgeous face? She’s got it. Sick body? She’s also got it. What we love about Demi Lovato right now is her rocker chick style. Not every girl can shave the side of her head, dye the rest blue, and still make you want to take her home to mom but Demi pulls it off easily.
Kylie Minogue- 46 years old and still as beautiful as ever this Australian pop queen has been killing the charts for a couple of decades now. Kylie is a natural born hottie and has a world renown butt, I mean seriously guys that thing refuses to quit. The rest of her body is just and tight and beautiful which is why we love her.
Kellie Pickler- She was America’s Idol and now she’s ours. Okay, that was awful but has anybody looked at Kellie Pickler? I would throw relatives into a volcano for five minutes in heaven with this awesomely beautiful blonde. She’s a country singer which is proving my point that country singers are hot. By the way we love her body and smile as well. She also won on Dancing with the Stars, not sure why we just mentioned that.
Sarah Dumont- Sarah Dumont is an actress, a model, and a hottie. What makes her so beautiful? Let’s start with the body which happens to include a delightful rack, and the sexiest flat stomach around. She also has a stunning face fully equipped with full pouty lips and impossibly piercing and gorgeous eyes.
Shakira- Watching Shakira dance is enough to make you want to wife up this pop hottie. I mean, Shakira was the perfect woman to throw in the mix amongst Britney, Christina, Pink, etc. with her exotic looks and moves. Her body is second to none and that smile of hers will make you melt. It should also be noted that she can sing and has one of the greatest butts in history as well as a face that can only be defined as flawless.
Heidi Klum- For years her beauty was overshadowed by the fact that she was married to Seal, I kid, I kid. All joking aside, Heidi Klum is modeling royalty and it makes sense considering that she’s a goddess. I mean, c’mon, is there any other word that can adequately describe this slice of heaven. Look at her face, look at her body, enough said folks.
Christina Aguilera- I don’t care what anybody says. My favorite Christina Aguilera was right after Genie in a Bottle when she started wearing insanely provocative clothing and calling herself Xtina. She was unbelievably sexy during this period of time. This is not to say she’s not always sexy. To this day, Christina is one of the most beautiful women in the world and just so you know we’re not all about looks, she can sing her ass off, though we hope she doesn’t because it’s nice.
Carmen Electra- It’s no surprise that Prince found and named Carmen. The guy’s got a discerning eye when it comes to the ladies and he didn’t break his streak with this one. From being the host of Singled Out to Baywatch babe, this pretty lady has danced her way sexily into our hearts. She’s seriously unbelievable, body, face, and everything in between. She’s every guy’s fantasy.
Jenna Fisher- Ah, the lovely Jenna Fisher. For years, this hottie made herself down to play slightly depressed good girl Pam Beesly on the office. Of course, it didn’t take long before everybody realized how smoking hot she was and she started popping up on magazine covers in bikinis. Jenna is a true hottie and how could you not love Pam? She’s the girl every guy wants to meet.
Zoe Saldana- If you took the DNA of every beautiful woman that ever walked the face of the earth, and then added some unicorns, Cristal, and overall whimsical feelings and mixed them all together you would get Zoe Saldana. Man, she is beautiful. I almost feel bad trying to talk about her beauty because my words can’t do it justice. God, we love her.
Nikki DeLano- Nikki, an adult actress, is another example of the perfect East Coast Latina. This petite stunner has a body that just won’t quit. She obviously hits the gym a lot and the world’s most perfect ass to prove it, not to mention the rest of her perfectly sculpted physique. Add to that the fact that Nikki is unbelievably breathtaking and you’ve got one hell of a woman. No need to fantasize too much on this one, just go check out one of her scenes.
Heather Graham- Heather Graham is the go to blonde hottie. Need a roller skating, coke snorting, teenage pornstar who live on roller skates? Call Heather Graham. Need a stripper for the Hangover? Call Heather Graham. She’s adorable and can pull off any role. Her smile is incredible and she has one of the most amazing racks in the history of racks or history. She’s another one who can be sexy and cute all at the same time.
Taylor Swift- Taylor is America’s Sweetheart. She can do no wrong in the eyes of the people. We mostly love her because she’s hot and innocent looking. Taylor has a permanent position on the pop charts and puts out hit record after hit record. And when she’s not being interrupted by Kanye West while accepting awards she’s strutting her milky skin, blonde hair, and dope body around and making us wish we were more successful.
Kate Upton- This woman was born a model. She’s 5’10, has blue/green eyes, and a body so hot that makes you question if she’s even human. She’s only 22 so she’s also famous for doing the Dougie at a Clippers game but we’ll let that slide given her aesthetic strengths. It’s going to be fun to see how hot she gets because I highly doubt she’s reached her peak hotness.
Alyssa Milano- She was the little cutie on Who’s The Boss who grew up to be the amazingly stunning hottie who did thing like Poison Ivy and Charmed. She’s the only person who was on the cover of Maxim more than Charisma Carpenter in the early 2000’s. She’s so hot there’s not much to say though we will give special mention to that incredible smile of her, the rest you figure out on your own.
Eva Longoria- This desperate housewife is anything but. Who doesn’t love a sexy Latina? This petite cougar has everything going for her from her perfect little body to her flawless face. She has a gorgeous smile and a butt that refuses to quit. She also seems very smart and classy which is always a plus and we imagine she must be absolutely incredible in bed.
Jasmine Jae- Jasmine Jae is to porn in the UK what Lisa Ann is to porn in the United States, she’s the queen, the hottest, and the sexiest. And while when you think UK it might be tea and bad food that come to mind, it’s actually the home of some of the hottest pornstars in the world. Still, Jasmine Jae sits on the throne with her tall, perfect frame, her huge rack, and one of the most beautiful faces on the planet. Again, let’s not forget the accent.
Lauren London- When she popped up in ATL every guy in America instantly fell in love. We have to start with the face, is it even possibly that somebody be that beautiful? Her smile, eyes, and dimples could just blind you with their insane level of beauty. Throw in the body and you have a recipe for utter infatuation of every guy who catches a glimpse of her. Very, very few women can hold a candle to Lauren London and that’s the truth. When Halle Berry retires Lauren is a shoe-in to be her replacement.
Jessica Kylie- This half Latina half Caucasian bombshell from the dirty South is one hot mama, wow, why did we just say that? Anyway, this girl’s body looks like it was sculpted by Michelangelo. She’s what we call a brick house. Add to that, the fact that she has a face that is always saying, “Come make love to me baby” and you have yourself one beautiful woman. Our wish is that she never stops modeling, ever.
Natalie Zea- Natalie Zea is pulling double duty right now by starring in two hit shows, Justified and The Following. She’s pulling triple duty if you count the fact that she also stars in our fantasies on a regular basis. Have you ever seen anybody as hot at this woman? She’s so beautiful it’s almost impossible to fathom. It’s like, how are you so hot? Why is your body so incredible?
Olivia Munn-Certain women are overtly sexy all of the time. It’s not hard to picture what doing it with them would be like. Certain women, like the lovely Olivia Munn, leave a little imagination most of the time and thus have us picturing what sex would be like with them 24 hours a day, it’s an illness. All joking aside, Olivia is just awesomely beautiful, has a killer rack, and is just overall incredible.
Alison Brie- Alison Brie is one young Hollywood starlet who is extremely, heinously underrated as far as her beauty goes. She’s one of the most beautiful women in the world and we’re on a mission to let people know it. She’s stunning, she seems cool as hell, she’s got the cutest smile and we keep picturing what it would be like to do it with her character Annie on Community.
Rachel Bilson- This California hottie is stunning, absolutely stunning. She’s got an incredible complexion and sexy, sexy eyes which we love. She’s also got a gorgeous body and one of the hottest smiles you’ll ever see. Overall, facially, she’s just excellent. Throw in the body and you’ve got the total package, a total package of hotness.
Jessa Rhodes- There’s nothing wrong with doing porn, nothing at all if you feel like that’s what you want to do but Jess Rhodes is so hot it makes you wonder why somebody didn’t grab her and tell her to become a mainstream actress. I mean she can hang with the most beautiful Hollywood starlets. Her face is a work of art, her body is a sight to behold, she’s just a masterpiece. It’s definitely fun that we get to watch her have sex but if you ask us, this hottie could have done big things in Hollywood with her clothes on.
Joelle Carter- This tall drink of water is spectacular and that’s a word we always swore we would never use. She’s awesome on Justified, like seriously awesome. And you have to love that this real life Southern Belle does an amazing job of playing the sexy bluegrass hottie on the hit FX show. Southern, blonde, and hot is always a combo we appreciate here at MMD.
Nina Agdal- Nina is Danish so when she was born it was almost guaranteed that she would be blonde and excruciatingly hot. She was on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition this year. Nina in a bikini is always a wonderful thing so we were happy with that and she’s the reason that magazine will sit in our bathroom for the next 11 years.
Emily Ratajkowski- Don’t be turned off by the name. This model and actress is so freakin’ beautiful it’s almost wrong, so wrong it’s right. We don’t know what we’re saying but honestly this girl is smokin’. Just look at her body, that thing is heaven sent. She has pouty lips and a breathtaking face. She’s overall just beautiful.
Rashida Jones- We were introduced to Rashida Jones when she starred as Karen on The Office. She’s bi-racial and we thank God for that every day because it gives the petite hottie a very exotic look. Her awesome personality brings it back down and makes her the hottest regular girl this side of Jenny McCarthy although Quincy Jones is her dad so she’s really not that regular. Body, face, adorable smile, she’s got it all and we love her on Parks and Recreation.
Angie Martinez- Angie Martinez, also known as the “Voice of New York” has been a hip-hop power player for a couple of decades now, first at the legendary Hot 97 and now Power 105. Want to see what people mean when they talk about hot Puerto Rican women from New York City, look no further than Angie. This hip-hop hottie is the everyman’s J. Lo. The one thing I never understood is how somebody never made her spend more time in front of a camera. That face is not made for radio.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus- Julia is painfully underrated in the looks department, always has been. She was a little hottie on Seinfeld but the wardrobe department on the show didn’t do her any favors and she’s slowly morphed into this insanely gorgeous cougar, Julia I’m sorry if that word offends you. She’s so sexy smart, and she’s literally worth like 3 billion dollars so she’s hot and winning at life.
Gwen Stefani- From No Doubt front woman to solo sensation, Gwen has remained a hottie regardless of who she’s performing with. Talk about aging gracefully, the lovely Ms. Stefani looks 21 years old and her body is truly, truly something phenomenal. Her stomach is so perfect it makes me want to cry. Besides that, she oozes sex appeal with her porcelain like skin and phenomenal smile. Too bad she’s not a hollaback girl.
Miesha Tate- Okay so there’s a slight chance, okay more than slight chance, that she could kick our ass something fierce. There’s also the fact that she has probably as awesome of a body as a woman can possibly have. Those are the breaks when you’re dealing with a chick who’s an MMA champ. I just pray on all that is Holy that they do not ruin her beautiful, beautiful face.
Morena Baccarin- You’ve seen this Brazilian hottie on Homeland. She’s the one whose skin looks like it was placed gently on Earth by Jesus. She also has a sick little body, an incredible smile, and the hottest short hair which we at MMD are big fans of. She’s living proof that Brazil really does produce some of the most beautiful women on the planet.
Erika Jordan- Playboy Model, Maxim Hometown Hottie, star of “Attack of The Virgin Mummies”, Erika Jordan does it all and we love her for it. Her body is incredible, her face phenomenal, and while we probably shouldn’t notice this, she has the sexiest head of hair. We also like that she spends a fair amount of time naked. You can catch her late night on Cinemax and HBO as well as doing her own web comedy sketch series, Life as a Hot Loser where she proves that a woman can be hot and funny.
Lolo Jones- She’s 32 and a virgin which turns us on in a major way which probably says all kind of weird things about us but moving in. She’s a world class athlete so that body is in tip-top, we’re talking very nice. She has a gorgeous face and a great smile. She’s also a one woman melting pot which gives her an amazingly sexy look. But honestly, it’s the virginity and the bobsled that do it for us.
Corissa Furr- Oh Corissa, how do we love thee? She’s an actress, model, overall entertainer and one of the most beautiful women on the planet. I feel like if you look at 100 pictures of Corissa you’ll see her get progressively hotter with every picture. She has the greatest skin of all time, an amazing smile and eyes, and one of the sickest bodies around. Corissa, we love you.
Beth Behrs- She’s the other half of 2 Broke Girls and other than making us constantly fantasize about her and Kat Dennings in a little girl on girl action she spend most of her time being ridiculously beautiful. She’s got an awesome body and a fantastic smile, like seriously, a fantastic smile. The rest of her face is gorgeous too but we’re sure you guessed that.
Jennifer Lawrence- She’s young. She’s tall. She’s blonde. She was in X-Men. Am I describing the perfect woman? It’s possible because Southern hottie Jennifer Lawrence is extremely beautiful. Lately, she’s probably most famous for those leaked nude pics. While some people called it an invasion of privacy, we called it a blessing. Who hasn’t wanted to see this beauty naked? I’d chop off a leg for some new material. Ms. Lawrence is one beautiful woman.
Emilia Clarke- This English, Game of Thrones beauty is just stunning. She’s got a tight body and a killer rack. We are partial to her face however. She’s got a smile for the ages and she just glows. She always looks happy and happy is sexy. And again, let’s not forget, in addition to all of that she’s got the English accent.
Marion Cotillard- This French actress is beautiful beyond belief and you won’t find her hanging out among the Girls Gone Wild set. No, she is way too class for that, and not just classy but like European royalty classy. Keep in mind that doesn’t take away from her hotness but her subdued style and what seems to be very cool personality put her in a different stratosphere of beauty.
Gabrielle Union- Apparently Gabrielle Union doesn’t age because she’s been acting forever and looks exactly the same as when she first started. We love Gabby’s trim and toned body, that goes without saying but man this girl’s face is like that of an angel. She has incredible flawless skin, amazing eyes, and probably the greatest teeth, smile, and dimples ever.
Kacey Musgraves- There’s something amazing about girls from the Dirty South. Is it the accent? Is it that Southern belle appeal? All we know is that we love it. Kacey is carrying on tradition by not only being beautiful and Southern but being a beautiful Southern country singer. There’s a long line of them if you didn’t notice. Her beauty is amazing and she has this permanently seductive look in her eyes that absolutely kills us every time we see it.
Candice Swanpoel- There must be something in the water in South Africa, first Charlize Theron and now freakishly beautiful Candice Swanpoel. Standing at 5’10, this statuesque and buxom beauty is eye candy to say the absolute least. Her body is proportioned in a way that seems almost impossible and she has one of the most beautiful faces in history. Those gorgeous, sparkling eyes don’t hurt her case either.
Zooey Deschanel- She’s 34 and she looks 21 so there’s that and she has dark hair and light eyes which is always a killer combo. Zooey is just as cute as the day is long and while she doesn’t sex it up constantly in terms of wardrobe we’re completely cool with that. As a matter of fact it’s one of the things that make her so damn beautiful.
Brooklyn Decker- This Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition hottie is a beautiful woman if there ever was one. Brooklyn is tall, gorgeous, and has an amazing body. It’s no wonder they put on her on the cover of Sport Illustrated to make up for all the golfers they give the cover to the rest of the year. Brooklyn also has a very cool name and some of the greatest legs you’ve ever seen.
Ashley Tisdale- This chick does it all from acting, to singing, to doing cartoon voiceover work, she does it all. MMD knows her best for being extremely sexy. Ashley reminds us of that extremely hot girl at work who would never date us. Her face is incredible and that body is another story entirely, just insane. She also still has that early twenties hottie vibe despite pushing 30.
Article By: Jon DaBove
