Holy shit Ja Rule is alive. I thought he got shot and died. Or maybe that was another rapper. I dunno all black people look the same to me. Anyway, Ja is alive and apparently the spokesperson / business partner for some new credit card called Magnises which apparently has a $250 annual fee. Which I definitely do not get. Apparently it has all kinds of privileges. When asked why he chose this business to sign on to he replied with, “Ohhhh baaaabbbyyy guuurrrl put it on meeee,’ okay kidding, he really said, “It’s a very unique situation. Whenever you can marry the affluent with the less fortunate, you get the birth child which is called hip-hop.” What? Can someone translate what the hell that means? And why does this credit card have a $250 annual fee. Personally I’m poor as fuck and $250 dollars is like my networth. I need that $250. Fuck this credit card. On the positive side, Ja is at least democrat and all for Hillary Clinton.
