LIFE AND LOVE: ADVICE FROM A HOT BARTENDER

MMD June 18, 2014 0
LIFE AND LOVE: ADVICE FROM A HOT BARTENDER

Okay gentleman, here we go again, it’s week 3 of advice from our hottie bartender Michelle Marano. Remember, if you have any questions or comments for Michelle send them to mensmagdaily@gmail.com.

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My boyfriend doesn’t think I give very good head and I would get mad at him if it wasn’t for the fact that I know I don’t. Do you have any tips or tricks on how to give a better blowjob?

Well Shannon, the first thing you’re doing wrong is dating the wrong guy and here is why. Firstly, nothing will take away a woman’s confidence in something she is doing more than being put down. If your boyfriend is such a blow job connoisseur then he should know what he wants and be guiding you in a very natural way. Secondly, we are all capable of giving a bad blowjob when we’re not sexually in tune or extremely attracted to someone. It can make us incapable of going above and beyond because you don’t have the drive to knock their socks off. One day you’ll meet a guy you are completely physically and sexually into and you’ll see what I mean. Until then, try a few shots of whiskey, it makes everything more fun.

Shannon 23, Billings, MT

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I’m not the greatest looking guy in the world. I don’t have a fancy job, an expensive car, or a big house. I’m just a hard working average dude trying to survive. It seems like no girl is remotely interested in me. Should I just throw in the towel?

Wow Barry that was the saddest little pity party I’ve ever walked in on! Throw in The towel? How about you change the way you’re thinking. Your car, your job, and your home are not the only things women look at. Your looks would be the first thing, yes, but your personality would win a woman. No one wants to date a cry baby. Women want a man with a natural air about them, cool and confident. If we wanted to date a whiney complainer we would date women.

Barry 28, Cleveland, OH

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My girlfriend suggested that we have an open relationship. I can get with other girls and she can get with other guys. I truly don’t know what to make of it. It’s definitely something I had never even thought about but I do love her. Can you give me some advice?

Morgan, first make a doctor’s appointment and get a thorough exam because this girl is a whore! Second, get rid of her, she’s definitely into someone else. And thirdly, I’m sure deep down inside you knew all of the above.

Morgan 30, Los Angeles, CA

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I’m a well-dressed guy and I put a lot of effort into my appearance. My girlfriend is a different story. She’s one of those people who just doesn’t know how to dress at all. Other than trying to makes suggestions, what can I do? It’s embarrassing.

This question annoys me. What was she wearing when you met her? Obviously it wasn’t so bad! I listen to rock and nine out of ten times I’d pick a skull t-shirt and Doc Martens over heels and a halter top and I’ve dated some dressy dudes who loved my style because they loved me. Go find someone you care about enough not to pass judgment on.

Mark 25, Chicago, IL

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