I don’t actually like UFC or boxing or MMA or WWE or whatever else there is. Watching two dudes sweating and beating each other up bores me. But my boss said I had to because dudes not like me like this but like you dudes at home we all understand what it means when our bosses say we have too. So I have too, even though I don’t want too. Best part is he won’t even see this post because he doesnt actually check my work and is on vacation with his girlfriend, 15 years his junior…what a guy.
Anyway, some black man named Floyd Mayweather is fighting some Filipino named Manny Pacquiao tomorrow night in Las Vegas. Which confuses me because aren’t black dudes huge and Filipino’s super tiny…But since they are in the same weight class, they’re both tiny, packing powerful punches though. Teeny tiny or not these dudes bank accounts are flush with cash, overflowing even. Mayweather’s got a net worth of $280 million and Pacquiao $110 million. This is making me rethink my career choices. Wait, just had a flashback of getting my ass served to me in the playground…nevermind, I’m okay being an internet writer.
