This Calgary couple, (wait, where the fuck is Calgary…*looks on map* oh, Canada) returned home after renting their place on AirBNB to find it completely trashed. The house having been used as a “drug induced orgy.” The couple is pissed.
Really I think they should lighten up a little. That house looks like my house on a regular weekend. Nothing like smoking some weed, drinking syrup, getting turnt up and inviting a bunch of loose ladies I find off tinder or my local strip club to party with. And it is FUN! Everyone has fun, especially my maid Latonya Mendez, she’s black and mexican, who gets to clean up on Monday. A trashed house is a sign of a good time.
A part of me is skeptical though, because this happened in Canada. I thought they were all peace, loving, snowshoe wearing good people. There is something fishy about this story….I bet they did it themselves and are going to sue AirBNB cause I know AirBNB has insurance or whatever. They gonna make it rain and redo that whole fucking house, right? Maybe I should pull this scam on AirBNB…
