Some idiot robbed a bank and then posted pictures of the robbery note and money on instagram, which got him his 15minutes of idiot fame and the handcuffs he deserved. When interviewed Alfonseca is said that he didn’t do it for the money. “For real, I didn’t even do it for money, you understand? I didn’t do for that money. I knew my pic would get exposure.” He’s also arguing that it was not a robbery. “In my eyes, I did not commit a robbery, and I feel I’m being charged without reason, I posted the video on my Instagram. I videotaped it. If it was a robbery, I don’t think I would videotape it, post the picture of the letter and do that all to come to jail.” Wow. So this is…a performance art piece. Someone better call Marina Abramovi? and let her know she’s been dethroned. (Yes that’s an art world reference, for all you cavemen, but hey she’s friends with Jay-Z so definitely worth knowing if the Hova is down with this hoe) (Yes I just called her a hoe, no she is not a hoe, but aren’t we all prostitutes and junkies in our own ways) Anyway back to the story, this man should plead “art piece insanity”. Or he might just be another idiot obsessed with social media and willing to do whatever for the exposure. I blame the Kardashians.
