Okay guys, this is week 2 of our newest column, Love and Life: Advice From A Hot Bartender which features you, our loyal MMD readers, asking the very sexy Michelle Marano all those burning questions you have about love, life, sex, you name it. If you’d like to ask Michelle for advice please e-mail your questions to mensmagdaily@gmail.com.
Michelle, I have a question. I’ve been with my girlfriend for a couple of years and I love her. She’s awesome and we never fight. She does something really annoying though, she’s always asking for massages. I can’t stand it. If it was a few minutes then I’d be okay but it’s like a half hour or more. I can’t stand it. How can I get her to step asking?
Benjy, 30, Austin, TX
This question semi contradicts itself Benjy. I love her so much but I hate doing something that makes her happy is basically what I’m getting out of this. I have an ex that liked massages and it quickly became one of my favorite things to do because I loved making him happy. If you read that and rolled your eyes (based on your question I’m sure you did) then my advice would be to try to like it by making it the beginning of something that ends in a way you like. Start with a massage and quickly turn it into something you enjoy, perhaps foreplay or even more.
My wife cheated on me. We’ve only been married for 8 months. She swears up and down that she made a mistake and that she was drunk but I know it’s a big deal when a woman cheats. I’m absolutely destroyed by this and I don’t know what to do.
Monty, Philly, PA.
You don’t know what to do or are you scared to do what needs to be done? We not only have a cheater, we have a married woman out getting drunk, the kind of mindless woman who believes that being drunk is an excuse for bad behavior. This isn’t forgivable Monty. She’s gross so get the marriage annulled, take your ring, toss her and her things to the curb and learn and grow from it.
I like getting head more than I like having sex. I don’t know why and I’ve always been this way. Is this abnormal? Have you ever been with a guy like this?
Mikey, 33, Detroit, MI
Well Mikey I’m pretty sure that 9 out 10 guys would prefer to sit back and get off with little to no work having to be done, every now and again but not all of the time without any desire to please and be pleased in other ways. That’s crazy and unrealistic unless you fancy prostitutes. To answer your question if I have been with a guy like this I think you mean a self-absorbed ,lazy, selfish man then yes I’ve been with a few. They all happened to be super good in bed though. Everyone needs a strong suit Mikey, just some words for thought.
