Ever not been able to get where you need to go because another driver doesn’t know how to park there car? This happened on this farmers land and he wasn’t having none of it. There’s a lesson to be learned here and it’s fairly simple: Park your car out of the way if you don’t want a big green tractor to roll up with UGK bumping out the speakers to come and pick your car up and move it.
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This evidently happens more often than you think. In the UK this is a frequent occurence since they have so much farm land and people love to go out walking. But if a farmer is trying to harvest 4,584 pounds of corn that week to power their Volkswagen then you best be ready to go on a man hunt for your car you so elequently named John. You got John for you 19th birthday and now he is in the hands of a wild farmer who sows seeds quicker than a virgin nut.