We’ve always thought Katy Perry was hot. I mean c’mon, what’s not to love about this brunette beauty? However, it was when she released the video for “California Girls” that we knew she was truly something special. Forget the whole candy land setting and even her hottie back-up dancers. It was Katy lying completely naked on a cloud that did it for us, especially that blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment where she does a blowjob gesture while singing, “We’ll melt your popsicle”. Oh yeah, sold, that was it. That was the moment we placed Katy Perry in the spank bank Hall of Fame. If I would have seen that video in my junior year of high school I don’t think I would have left the house for a month. Not only would I have not wanted to I think it might have been physically impossible. Let’s break it down further. We’ll start from the top and happily work our way down. First you have Katy’s long, gorgeous black hair. There’s something about it that just gives her this air of ultra femininity and every guy loves that. Move slightly lower and you’ll be sucked in by those big, gorgeous, unbelievably green eyes. Beautiful eyes are always a good look and what red-blooded guy isn’t attracted to that? Next up on this goddesses’ (we mean that in a non-Charlie Sheen type of way) face is the smile. Katy’s smile is seductive yet innocent. When she flashes her pearly whites it’s like she’s letting you know she’s a good girl but she’s also down for a good time and isn’t scared to get into a little trouble. Imagine all that good stuff? We didn’t even start on her body yet. But we’re about to. Katy’s body is just perfection, seriously flawless but it’s that stellar, out of this world, rack that often catches the attention of guys around the world. I mean, those things are perfect. When you look at them it’s like looking into the face of God. You just wonder how anything can be so amazing. They are the perfect combination of big and firm which as everybody knows is the Holy Grail of breasts. Finding big and firm breasts is like seeing big foot. Katy is best in show in the breast category. We don’t want to leave anything out so we’ll also give mention to her incredible butt and flat stomach as well which are both delightful. In addition to Katy’s physical assets, of which there are many, she also seems like a very classy lady. She definitely has an Audrey Hepburn, old Hollywood type of vibe going on and while we can’t say for sure as we’ve never met her unfortunately she seems very sweet. We at MMD literally have nothing bad to say about the lovely Ms. Perry. We’re not even mad at the fact that she married that weirdo Russell Brand because let’s be honest here, if she married him then any one of us may have a shot at a date. Katy, we love you.
Article By: Jon DaBove
